"We Don't Care for the Empress" is a song from the episode "The Two Musketeers".
Pablo: Have you heard about that lady, that fancy, pantsy lady who thinks she's so much better than us all.
Tyrone: She's selfish and she's mean, like you'd expect from a queen.
Pablo: And though her ego is fat, her heart is small.
Pablo: I hear she's got an ugly head.
Tyrone: And there are bedbugs in her bed!
Pablo: And she's got pimples on her nose!
Tyrone: And yucky stuff between her toes!
Pablo: I bet she doesn't wash her hair!
Tyrone: And doesn't change her underwear!
Tyrone and Pablo: And that's the reason we don't care! We don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!
Tasha: Hmph! But you've never even met her and I'll bet it would upset her to hear those awful things you have to say.
Pablo: Upset her?
Tyrone: The empress?
Tyrone and Pablo: Oh please...
Tasha: What if she's only lonely and wishes she could only have friends that she could play with everyday?
Pablo: The empress?
Tyrone: Nah...I hear she doesn't like cartoons!
Pablo: I bet she's lousy with balloons!
Tyrone and Pablo: Her manners must be really bad!
Tasha: If she could hear, she would be so sad!
Tyrone and Pablo: And that's okay 'cause we don't care! We don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!
Pablo: You know what really gets me? What bothers and upsets me? I'm so sick with envy I think that I might cry.
Tyrone: It's that wonderful balloon, her magnificent balloon!
Tyrone and Pablo: How I wish that we could fly up to the sky!
Tasha: That's why you don't like her? 'Cause she has a hot-air balloon and you don't?
Tyrone and Pablo: Yeah. That's why we don't care, we don't care, we don't care for the Empress!