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"We're Not Knights" is a song from the episode "The Tale of the Not-So-Nice Dragon".

Characters singing

Lyrics

Austin: Knights are tough, and knights are brave.

Tasha: Knights have shields that they can wave.

Austin: Knights aren't scared and knights don't fuss.

Tasha: So if you want a knight...

Austin and Tasha: Don't call us!

Tasha: There are many things that I can do: cast a spell with a tweedily-doo.

Austin: Fly around in a loop-dee-loop.

Tasha: Wave my wand and say "boo-hoo!".

Austin: There are many things that I have done: grab some treasure just for fun.

Tasha: Snatch some sneakers for a run.

Austin: Swipe some juice and a cinnamon bun!

Tasha: But when it comes to daring adventures, who knows where to begin?

Austin: When it comes to heroic rescues.....

Tasha: Our résumés are quite thin!

Both: We're not knights. That's right! We're not knights. That's right! We've got nerves and limitations, fears and frights. We're not knights! We're not knights. That's right.

Austin: There are many things I will not do: try to swipe a giant shoe.

Tasha: Race a shark in a big canoe.

Austin: Wash a troll's hair with shampoo.

Tasha: There are many things I will not try: look an ogre in the eye.

Austin: Wearing sweaters in July.

Tasha: Liverwurst on marble rye!

Austin: And when it's time for a daring challenge, we're not a qualifying team.

Tasha: When it comes to not-so-nice dragons, we want to.....

Both: Run and scream! We're not knights. That's right! We're not knights. That's right! We've got nerves and limitations, fears and frights. We're not knights! We're not knights. That's right.