Uniqua: Howdy! Ho-o-owdy! Just holler day or night! Howdy! Ho-o-owdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!
If the O.K. Corral... ain't doin' so okay, if your bucking bronco's gone and run away...
...if there is an outlaw lurkin' in the prairie, just call up the sheriff, and I'll nab that Dirty Harry!
All robbers I can stop! All bandits I can wrangle! My horse goes 'clip-clip-clop', and my spurs, they jingle-jangle! I'm quick on the draw... the fastest in the West! I always keep the law, that's why this star is on my vest!
Howdy! Ho-o-owdy! Just holler day or night! Howdy! Ho-o-ow..dy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!
Uniqua: If there is a ruckus down in the ol' saloon, if some kind of trouble has ruined your afternoon.
Tyrone: If the ping-pong bandit...
Austin: Has robbed your ping-pong paddle!
Tasha: There's no need to worry,
All: With the sheriff in the saddle!
Pablo: Her backhand's really fierce, her serve is really blazin'! Her footwork is superb, the sheriff is amazin'!
Uniqua: When the ball comes my way, I'll give it a big, big whack!
Austin: She always saves the day-ay-ay!
Tasha, Austin, and Tyrone: And gets our paddles back!
All: Howdy, howdy!
Uniqua: Just holler day or night!
All: Howdy, howdy! The sheriff makes it right! Yeah, the sheriff makes it right!