The following is a transcript for "Pirate Treasure."
All: "Pirate Treasure!"
Uniqua: Arr! Avast me hardys. Hoist the main sail. Arrr! Swab the deck. Arrr! Weigh anchor. Arrr! Hello, mateys! I'm Captain Uniqua, the pirate! You can tell I'm a pirate because of my eye patch and because i say "arrr!"
[Uniqua sings "A Pirate Says Arrr."]
Austin: Hey, Uniqua, are you a pirate?
Uniqua: That i am, Austin! I'm Captain Uniqua, the patchy-eyed pirate.
Austin: I'm a pirate, too! I'm Captain Austin, with a hook for a hand!
Uniqua: Then you know what pirates say, of course.
Austin: Of course.
Uniqua and Austin: Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!
[They sing a reprise of "A Pirate Says Arrr."]
Austin: Hey, we are going to look for buried treasure, right?
Uniqua: Right you are, matey! And look what I've got: half of a treasure map!
Austin: It's too bad we don't have the whole map.
Uniqua: Arrr, but half a map is better than nothing. Now let's go find some treasure!
[They continue "A Pirate Says Arrr."]
Uniqua: Let's sail the seas, me bucko. And find some treasure! Arrr!
Tyrone: Hey! Over here, Pablo!
Pablo: Kick it over here, Tyrone!
Tyrone: Here you go.
Pablo: I got it! I got it! [notices Uniqua's pirate flag drawing] Hey! Look! The jolly roger!
Tyrone: The jolly roger? That means pirates were here.
Pablo: You know what pirates have?
Tyrone: Rotten teeth?
Tyrone: I'd sure like to find some treasure.
Pablo: If we had treasure, we'd be rich.
Tyrone: Hey, look at this! It's half of a treasure map!
Pablo: It's too bad it's not the whole map.
Tyrone: Arrr, but half a map is better than nothing.
Pablo: How about if we be pirates, and follow the map!
Tyrone: And find the treasure!
Pablo: Exactly! I'll be Captain Pablo with a peg leg!
Tyrone: And I'll be Captain Tyrone with a wooden ear.
Pablo: Great! Let's go look for treasure!
Pablo and Tyrone: Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!
Tyrone: Let's weigh anchor! And take to the high seas!
Pablo: With the wind in our sails!
[The backyard transforms into a vast ocean. Pablo and Tyrone are sailing on a ship.]
Tyrone: Hey, Captain Pablo, what if we run into other pirates?
Pablo: We'll make them walk the plank! Because we're the roughest, toughest pirates of all.
[They sing another verse of "A Pirate Says Arrr."]
Tyrone: Keep on a lookout for a desert island, like on the map.
Pablo: Okay, but I wish we had the whole map.
Tyrone: Arrr, but half a map is better than nothing.
[They continue "A Pirate Says Arrr."]
Pablo: Hey look! Hey look! Hey look!
Pablo: More pirates!
Uniqua: Arrr, Captain Austin, do you see a desert island yet?
Austin: Negative, Captain Uniqua.
Uniqua: Well, let's keep looking.
Austin: Aye-aye, captain!
Uniqua: Hey! Do you see any other boats?
Austin: Nope. No other boats.
Pablo: Arrr, we're gonna catch those other scurvy pirates!
Tyrone: What do we do with them when we catch them?
Pablo: Arrr... good question.
[Pablo and Tyrone sing "A Scurvy Pirate" as they raid Uniqua and Austin's ship.]
Uniqua: Arrr! Pirates!
Austin: Arrr, it's a raid!
Pablo: We're raiding your ship, you scurvy pirates.
Austin: We're defending our ship, you...uh...you... scurvy pirates.
Tyrone: Well, we're the boldest pirates in the sea, so we're gonna take your treasure.
Uniqua: No, we're the boldest pirates. And we don't have any treasure!
Pablo: Arrr, well, we're raiding you anyway.
[They continue "A Scurvy Pirate."]
Pablo and Tyrone: Arrr!
Pablo and Tyrone: Arrr, arrr, arrr! We win!
Pablo: And you know what that means. Now, you must walk the plank!
Tyrone: Arrr, the plank!
Austin: The plank?
Tyrone: The plank! You walk to the end of the plank, then splash into the water.
Pablo and Tyrone: Har har har, har har har!
Pablo: Hey, Captain Tyrone, that kinda sounds like fun. Maybe we should walk the plank instead.
Uniqua: Uh-uh. You won the raid, so we get to walk the plank. Those are the pirate rules.
Tyrone: Well, the rules are the rules. Now get up there and walk the plank!
All: Arrr! Arrr!
[Pablo and Tyrone continue "A Scurvy Pirate." The ship crashes into an island.]
Uniqua and Austin: Whoa! Whoa! Oof.
Tyrone: Whoa, what was that?
Austin: What happened?
Uniqua: We hit land. It's a desert island.
Austin: Just like on the map!
Uniqua: Come on! Let's go look for the treasure!
Austin: Those other scurvy pirates are looking for treasure, too!
Uniqua: But we have a map, remember?
Austin: I sure wish it was a whole map.
Uniqua: But half a map is better than nothing. Arrr?
[Uniqua and Austin walk off into the jungle on the island.]
Tyrone: That's not supposed to happen when somebody walks the plank.
Pablo: We bumped into a desert island. That means we're getting closer to the treasure. Come on! Arrr!
Tyrone: I bet those other pirates are looking for the treasure, too.
Pablo: But we've got the map, remember?
Tyrone: Oh yeah. The map! Sure wish it was a whole map.
Pablo: But half a map is better than nothing. Arrr?
[The characters sing "Treasure." Uniqua and Pablo bump into each other.]
Pablo: Whoa! I mean, arrr!
Uniqua: Arrr, matey! You made me drop my half a map!
Pablo: You made me drop my half a map! Arrr!
Tyrone: Hey look! They fit together!
Uniqua: They do?
Austin: They do! Look!
Pablo: An X! X marks the spot where the treasure is!
Tyrone: Now all we have to do to find the treasure is find the X.
Uniqua: You mean all we have to do is find the X, because it's our map.
Pablo: Arrr, it's our map!
Austin: But you'll never find the treasure without our half.
Tyrone: But you'll never find the treasure without our half.
Austin: I have an idea! Maybe we should be one big band of pirates, and follow the map together.
Pablo: Yeah! I mean... arrr! And then, when we find the treasure, we can split it up and we'll all be rich.
Tyrone: That would work.
Uniqua: All in favor of working together, say arrr!
Uniqua:' Let's go, mateys.
[The pirates continue singing "Treasure."]
Pablo: Hey, wait up! Mud pits? There are mud pits? Do you think they're bubbling mud pits? I mean, do you think the mud in the pits bubbles?
Tyrone: I don't know. We'll just have to see.
Pablo: The mud pit!
Uniqua: Just like on the map.
Pablo: And it's a bubbling mud pit!
Tyrone: It certainly is.
Pablo: How are we going to get across? How are we going to get across a pit of bubbling mud?
Austin: Hmm. It ' s a little too far to jump.
Uniqua: You're right, it is too far to jump, but I think I see a way.
Pablo: That tree?
Austin: Good idea!
Pablo: You mean walk over the mud pit, balancing on the tree?
Tyrone: It's gonna be very tricky.
Austin: Especially for a peg-legged pirate.
Pablo: I'm a pegged legged pirate. I'm a pirate! And I've got a peg leg! Oh boy! Oh boy!
Uniqua: Pablo! Pablo! Hello?
Pablo: How am I going to get across? I don't know about this, oh boy!
Uniqua: It's the only way to get to the other side.
Austin: And that's where the treasure is.
Tyrone: I know you can do it, Pablo.
Pablo: Well, okay. I'll try.
Uniqua: I'll go first!
[The pirates sing "Falling Off a Log" as they cross the log. Pablo nearly falls.]
Pablo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tyrone: Look out!
Tyrone: Don't worry, we'll get you!
Pablo: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tyrone: [catches Pablo] Gotcha!
Pablo: That was easy.
Tyrone: I told you you could do it!
Uniqua: Now let's get going and find that X.
Austin: Look! Up ahead! There's something on the ground!
Uniqua: I hope it's the x!
Pablo: Is it the x?
Tyrone: Well, no. Actually, it's a T.
Austin: That's disappointing.
Pablo: No one would ever bury treasure under a T.
Uniqua: You're right. We need to find the X. Let's keep looking.
Austin: Look, a U!
Pablo: Here's a V. I think we ' re getting closer.
Tyrone: Look, a W! T, U, V, W.
Uniqua: So that means the X should be right about... here!
All: The X!
Uniqua: X marks the spot where the treasure is buried!
Pablo: Dig it up! There's a shovel!
Tyrone: Well, that certainly is convenient.
[As Uniqua digs up the treasure, the pirates sing another verse of "Treasure."]
Uniqua: Hey, I hit something!
Tyrone: A treasure chest!
Pablo: It's the treasure! It's the treasure! Let's open it! Come on!
All: Arrr! [gasping] Wow.
[The pirates open the treasure chest to reveal a diamond.]
Austin: That's a big diamond!
Tyrone: It certainly is!
Uniqua: It's the biggest diamond ever in the history of the world! And it's all ours!
All: Yay! Yeah! Arrr!
Uniqua: Well, we did say that we would split up the treasure.
Pablo: Arrr, but we can't split up one big diamond.
Austin: Maybe we can all just share it.
Uniqua: All in favor of sharing it, say arrr!
Tyrone: Now we're the richest pirates in all the seven seas.
Pablo: Yes, but what if other pirates try to raid us and take our treasure?
Tyrone: That is what pirates do, after all.
Uniqua: Hmm. I hadn't thought of that.
Pablo: We need to hide it before other pirates come!
All: Hmm... I know what we should do: bury it!
Austin: Arrr! Bury it!
Tyrone: But where?
Uniqua: Right here!
Tyrone: Right! We just have to put the dirt back in the hole.
'Uniqua: All in favor of burying the diamond, say arrr!
[The pirates sing a final verse of "Treasure" as they bury the treasure again.]
Uniqua: The treasure is buried, and only we know where it is.
Pablo: But what if we forget where we buried it? Uh-oh. Where is it? It was right here a second ago!
Tyrone: It's right here.
Pablo: Oh yeah. Let's mark the spot so we always remember.
Austin: How about if we mark it with an X!
Uniqua: Arr! X marks the spot! But you know what would be even trickier?
Uniqua: We should mark it with a Y.
Pablo: Yeah! No one would ever think of looking under a Y!
All: Yeah! Arrr!
[They mark the spot with a Y. Pablo's stomach growls.]
Pablo: I'm not just a rich pirate. I'ma hungry rich pirate.
Uniqua: All in favor of snack time at my house, say arrr!
[The island transforms back into the backyard.]
Tyrone: That was a very piratey adventure, don't you think?
Uniqua, Pablo and Austin: Yeah, sure was.
[The characters sing the end song and enter Uniqua's house.]
Pablo: See you!
Tyrone: See you later!
Austin: See you!
Uniqua: See you next time! [enters her house, then opens the door] Arrr!