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"Newspaper, Newspaper!" is a song from the episode "Escape from Fairytale Village".

Characters singing

Lyrics

Part 1

Tyrone: My job is kinda funny, but it's one I really like!

I ride around all morning on my rusty, trusty bike!

When I get to your driveway, I will pull a paper out.

I'll toss it to your front door, and this is what I'll shout...

"Newspaper! Newspaper!" Spread it out and read with joy!

"Newspaper! Newspaper!" Courtesy of your local paperboy!

This morn' I woke up early, well before the sun came out,

'cause today, I start a new route, or you might say, "a new rowt."

Who knows just where I'm going? Might be close, it might be far.

But I know one thing for certain, I'll deliver like a star!

"Newspaper! Newspaper!" Spread it out and read with joy!

"Newspaper! Newspaper!" Courtesy of your local paperboy!

Part 2

Tyrone: Well, now I'm off and riding through the woods and past some trees!

This day could not be finer, smell the flowers, feel the breeze!!!!!

My old bike's movin' nicely, and I'm feelin' rather swell!

Can't wait to find that first house, where I'll ride right up and yell...

"Newspaper! Newspaper!" Spread it out and read with joy!

"Newspaper! Newspaper!" Courtesy of your local paperboy!

These woods are kinda thick here, and it's not exactly bright!

I guess I do prefer it on a road with lots of light!

Well, even if it's creepy and the woods get even thicker!

I still must get my route done, I'll just have to pedal quicker...

"Newspaper! Newspaper!" Spread it out and read with joy!

"Newspaper! Newspaper!" Courtesy of your local paperboy!

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