The following is a transcript for "Mission to Mars."
All: "Mission to Mars!"
Uniqua: Mission control! Space shuttle ready for liftoff!
Uniqua: Oh hi! I'm Commander Uniqua! I'm an astronaut!
Pablo: Me too!
Austin: Me three!
Uniqua: We're getting ready to take off in our space shuttle. Mission control, we're ready for our instruction.
Tasha: Roger that, Commander Uniqua. Mission Control.
Tyrone: Shuttle crew. We have been recieving a strange signal from outer space.
Tasha: It sounds like this. "Boinga, boinga, boinga!".
Tyrone: We don't know what's makin' it, but we know it's coming from planet Mars.
Tasha: Shuttle crew, your instructions are.....
Tyrone: Go to planet Mars and find out what's makin' that strange sound!
Uniqua: Roger that, mission control! Shuttle crew, we're goin' to Mars!
Pablo and Austin: Yeah, all right!
[They sing and dance to the song "We're Going to Mars."]
Tyrone: Let's go to Mission Control! The sky is blue and clear.
[Tyrone and Tasha arrive at Mission Control while the others get into their spaceship.]
Uniqua: And the space shuttle is ready for liftoff!
Tyrone: Stand by, shuttle crew. Ready to....
Tasha: No, wait a minute. I'm getting another strange signal from Mars.
Mysterious Mars Signal: Boinga, Boinga, Boinga!
Tyrone: You hear that, shuttle crew!?
Uniqua: Loud and clear, mission control! Let's go find out what's makin' that sound!
Tasha: Ready for liftoff in 10... 9... 8.... 7....
Uniqua: Shuttle Commander Uniqua ready for liftoff!
Pablo: Science Officer Pablo ready for liftoff!
Austin: Lieutenant Austin ready for liftoff!
Tasha: 1.... Blast off!
[The astronauts blast into outer space in their shuttle. They sing and dance to a reprise of "We're Going to Mars." The shuttle approaches Mars.]
Uniqua: It's Mars!
Uniqua: Let's land this ship!
Tasha: Roger that, commander. Prepare to land! On a robot-dog!
Uniqua: Roger that, Mission Control.
[The ship lands, and the astronauts get off.]
Uniqua: Mission control, this is Commander Uniqua. We have landed safely on Mars.
Tyrone: Roger that, Commander.
Pablo: According to my calculations, this is martian dirt and these are martian rocks.
Uniqua: Lieutenant Austin, get out the Mars rover.
[Austin gets out of the space shuttle with a Mars rover.]
Austin: Got that, Commander Uniqua.
[He drives the rover over to Uniqua.]
Austin: Hey, ROVER, here boy! Good boy, ROVER. You wanna play ball, ROVER?
Austin: Okay, boy. Fetch! [throws a ball]
Austin: Good boy! But no more ball right now, boy.
Uniqua: Lieutenant Austin, got the equipment ready?
Austin: Yup. We're ready for anything!
[They all dance and sing along to the song "Ready for Anything." The astronauts jump into ROVER and set off on their journey.]
Uniqua: Underhander and Informer Pablo, report!
Pablo: According to my calculations, we should be.... [a space rock hits him on the head] hey!
Austin: What happened?
Pablo: Something just hit me on the.... [another rock hits him] ow!
[Uniqua and Pablo get out of the Mars rover and investigate.]
Uniqua: It was a rock. [a rock falls on her head] Hey! I got hit too!
Austin: Ow! Me too!
Pablo: It's raining rocks!
Uniqua: It's a meteor shower!
Uniqua: Austin, activate ROVER's umbrella!
Austin: Put up your umbrella, boy!
[ROVER activates his Umbrella feature.]
Austin: Good boy, ROVER!
All: We're ready for anything!
Tyrone: Shuttle crew! What's happening!?
Uniqua: Everything's okay, mission control. Just a small meteor shower.
Tasha: Uh, there's no such thing as a small meteor shower. In a few seconds they're going to get a lot...
[A huge meteor crashes on Mars' surface.]
Astronauts: Oh no!
Uniqua: We need to seek shelter.
Pablo: Roger that. Commander! Over there! A cave!
Uniqua: Come on! Let's move. On the count of three.
[The astronauts charge toward the cave.]
Austin: Phew. Good thing we had our Mars helmets on.
[They take off their helmets.]
Uniqua: We're okay, mission control. Stand by.
Tasha: Roger that.
Pablo: Woah. Check it out.
[ROVER barks and wants to play.]
Austin: Not right now, boy, okay?
Uniqua: I wonder how far down it goes.
[Uniqua and the astronauts stare at the ledge of the cave.]
Pablo: According to our calculations, it's a far way down.
Uniqua: Okay. Let's head back. We don't want to lose contact with mission control.
Pablo: Did you hear something?
Austin: Yeah. I heard something.
[The ledge crumbles as ROVER moves toward the astronauts.]
All: No boy, no boy, no boy, no boy, no! Ahh!
[They fall down as the ledge breaks off.]
All: Ahh! Woah, woah, woah, woah! Yee-haw, Mars rover.
[They fall down a slide.]
Pablo: Whoa, yahoo!
Austin: Yeah, all right!
Uniqua: Is everyone okay? Pablo?
Pablo: Yeah. I'm okay.
Austin: Yep. ROVER? ROVER? Oh no! ROVER! We lost him. We're never gonna see him again. Did you see it again!
Uniqua: It's okay, Austin. We'll find him. We're ready for anything, remember.
Austin: [solemnly] Yeah. Anything.
Uniqua: Mission control? This is Commander Uniqua.
Pablo: We lost contact with them, didn't we?
Uniqua: Yeah. We're way too far underground.
Tyrone: Shuttle crew? This is mission control. Can you read?
Tasha: Come in?
Tyrone: Our astronauts are lost forever on Mars!
Tyrone: We'll never see them again.
Tasha: Tyrone? Hello? Remember. They're astronauts. And no matter what happens, they would never never give up.
Pablo: I give up.
Austin: Me too. We're never going to get outta here.
[They sing along to the song "Astronauts Never Give Up."]
All: Phew. Uh-oh.
Uniqua: Uh-oh is right.
Pablo: Now whatta we do?
Austin: We're stuck!
Uniqua: Well, at least things can't get any worse.
Pablo: Uh, I think things are getting worse.
[Bubbles come out of the surrounding goo.]
Austin: What is that?
Pablo: I dunno, but according to my calculations, it's gonna get us.
Uniqua: It's a martian!
Austin: It's ROVER's ball.
[He steps toward the ball.]
Austin: It's ROVER! ROVER!
All: All right!
Austin: Thought I'd never see you again!
Uniqua: Lieutenant Austin, activate ROVER's float function.
Austin: Yes sir, Commander! Come on boy, float, come on boy!
Uniqua: Ready for anything, crew?
All: Ready for anything!
Austin: Good boy, ROVER!
Boinga: Boinga, boinga, boinga!
Pablo: Did you hear that creature sound?
Uniqua: That's the creature sound!
Pablo: According to my Mars rover's calculations, it's coming from that way.
Uniqua: Come on! Let's move!
Austin: Let's go, boy!
[ROVER swims to the direction of the creature sound.]
[They see a whole martian city.]
Austin: It's an underground city!
Uniqua: It's an underground martian city!
Pablo: If this is a martian city it means... that... that...
Uniqua: Martians live here! Let's take a closer look! Do you have to see Boinga?
Boinga: Boinga! Boinga, boinga, boinga!
Austin: Stay here, boy. Good boy.
[They approach the martian house.]
Pablo: What should we do now?
Uniqua: Ring the doorbell!
[Uniqua rings the doorbell.]
Pablo: Whoa. A martian!
Uniqua: Hello I'm....
[Boinga lets them inside.]
Uniqua: Come on.
Boinga: Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga! Boinga!
Mommy Martian: Boinga? You're supposed to be in bed, hunny. It's time for all martians to go to sleep.
Mommy Martian: Boinga, earth astronauts. Good springies!
Uniqua: Hello. I'm Commander Uniqua from planet Earth.
Austin: I'm Lieutenant Austin, from Earth too!
Pablo: I'm Science Officer Pablo.
Mommy Martian: This is Boinga, and I'm her mommy.
Pablo: Heh-heh. She sure says boinga a lot.
Mommy Martian: Well, Boinga is an important word on Mars. Almost everything is boinga here.
[They sing along to the song "Almost Everything Is Boinga Here."]
Mommy Martian: Well, you astronauts can go home.
Tyrone: Mission control! We've thought you got lost!
[The astronauts pick up the telephone.]
Uniqua: Well, it's a funny Mars story. But we found out what the creature sound was.
Tasha: Oh! What was it?
Uniqua: Can you come over to my house and have s'mores? Yeahhhhhh!
Tyrone and Tasha: Sure!
[Mars transforms back into the backyard.]
Tyrone: That was an excellent adventure, don't ya think!?
Others: Sure was.
[They sing the ending song and enter Uniqua's house. Uniqua opens the previously closed door.]