- This article is about the song. For the food of the same name, see Mini-Muffins (food).
"Mini-Muffins" is a song from the episode "The Tale of the Not-So-Nice Dragon".
Pablo: A feat of such bravery deserves one thing, and one thing only:
Tasha: A medal of honor?
Austin: The key to the castle?
(sung): These muffins may be small, but these heroes are mighty!
Tyrone: This goblin that can grab, and this fairy that's flighty.
Uniqua: And let us not forget this big dragon as well!
Tyrone: The one that we have known since his days in a shell!
Pablo: They all had a quest, and it sure was a tough one.
Uniqua: But they got it done, so it's time for a muff-un!
All: Mini-muffins for major heroes! They went on a quest and accomplished their goals. Mini-muffins for major heroes! Small baked goods for big brave souls!
Austin: This challenge sure was tough, but we knew we could do it.
Tasha: That's not quite true, but at least we got through it!
Austin: Okay, we were scared, yeah, I guess we were frightened.
Tasha: But then we stayed calm when the tensions were heightened!
Pablo: They came to the cave and faced down the dragon.
Uniqua: And then they prevailed, which is why they are braggin'!
All: Mini-muffins for major heroes! We went on a quest and accomplished our goals. Mini-muffins for major heroes! Small baked goods for big brave souls!
Austin: I've always preferred a smaller muffin. Something about it just feels so right!
Tasha: It just takes two fingers to hold it, and you can down it in just one bite! I sure would like to share this muffin with you, but half a mini-muffin would be tough.
Austin: Don't worry, my dear. I've got some others right here!
Tasha and Austin: Oh, thank goodness we made enough!
All: Mini-muffins for major heroes! Muffins are great, and better than rolls! Mini-muffins for major heroes! Small baked goods for big brave souls!