"Find Me" is a song from the episode "The Funnyman Boogeyman".
Uniqua and Pablo: What kind of creature will we see? What sort of monster will it be? A ghost? Or a goblin? A Frankenstein? What are we gonna find?
Austin: Find me. Find me. I'm gonna slay you with my comedy. Find me. Find me. 'Cause your laughter is the lock, and people, I'm the key. All my goofs and gags I know you will enjoy. I've been cracking jokes since I was just a boogey-boy. Grab a seat. The show is free. But the laughter can't begin until you find me. If you thought a tuba on my head was funny, wait 'til you see this! A bicycle on top of the tuba! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Uniqua and Pablo: Once again, he's not inside. This guy sure knows how to hide. We'll find that door you lurk behind. But what are we gonna find?
Austin: Find me. Find me. I'm your one-way ticket to hilarity. Find me. Find me. People get a load of just how funny I can be. Time is running out you better get here quick. You won't want to miss a second of my crazy shtick. Gather 'round. Take a knee. I can't keep this up forever. Hurry and find me! Now this is even funnier. A bowl of spaghetti on top of the bicycle! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Find me. Find me!
Uniqua and Pablo: What kind of spooky creature are we gonna see?
Austin: Find me. Find me. Your laughter is a lock, and people, I'm the key.
Uniqua and Pablo: Our plasmothermic sensor says he's dead ahead.
Austin: When they see what I've got balanced it'll knock them dead. Grab a seat, the show is free.
Uniqua and Pablo: Yes, we know you're in here somewhere.
Austin: Please find me!