Uniqua: It’s my turn, I’m going first, gonna walk across in a single burst! Gotta keep my balance, look straight ahead, 'cause if I look down, I’ll get woozy instead! Quick and steady like a little tree frog, 'cause there’s nothing as easy as falling off a log!
All: Nothin' as easy as fallin' off a log!
Tyrone: It’s my turn, I’m going now, Captain Tyrone will show you all how. Gotta keep my balance steady as I go...
Austin: 'Cause I don’t want to plop... in the mud below! I'm brave Captain Austin, not a scurvy dog, and there’s nothin' as easy as fallin' off a log.
All: Nothing as easy as falling off a log!
Pablo: It’s my turn... I’m going last... but I have a peg leg, so I can’t go fast. I’m Captain Pablo... and even though I hobble... gonna keep my balance and try not to wobble. I’m almost across, it’s a long hard slog, and there’s nothin' as easy as fallin' off a... woah!
- This is the first song that came to a premature end.